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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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NewsCorp Quick To Wrap Up Footy Finals And Return To Coordinated Multi-Platform Misinformation Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the invention of sports gambling advertisment, the Murdoch family are upset
Maltreated Jetstar Customer Longs For The Days When He Got Treated Like A Dignified Pig On Tiger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pig/human hybrid has told The Advocate that his recent experiences with Jetstar
“China Is Going To Enslave Us All” Says Idiot That Hasn’t Even Driven An MG ZS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over the weekend, a Betoota Heights real estate agent was holding court in the
Queensland To Adopt Daylight Savings To Turn The Clocks Back An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a surprising twist that has sent shockwaves through the Sunshine State, Queensland officials
New Neighbours Series Takes Promotional Advice From Rug Outlets
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that an oldie can still be a goodie, the soap opera Neighbours has clearly been
Mortgage Broker Quietly Hoping New Clients Don’t Know They Can Ask For Trailing Commissions As Cash Back
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “This is the best deal you’re going to get, guys,” Mortgage Broker Matthew Sicily (34)
“Apparently There Are A Few Football Matches On This Weekend” Laughs Local ‘Sportsball’ Intellectual
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local corporate creative from Betoota’s Old City District claims to have not even noticed
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its
Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Betoota’s most sought after investment seminar speakers, I know a
Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’
“I Hate This Shithole City” Sighs Man Coming Into Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in Sydney for business this week has told The Advocate that
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for