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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Amsterdam Glory Hole Incident Surpasses Marilyn Manson’s Rib Cage As Most Circulated Urban Myth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The internet has today claimed another victory, after managing to create the greatest rumour of all
Kid Home From School Sick No Longer Sick After Getting Caught Laughing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local boy who was heard laughing at something this afternoon while home sick
Kid That Used To Glue Coins To Floor To Trick People Now Selling Two Bedders In The Flight Path
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A former troublemaker who once delighted in gluing coins to the ground and watching people embarrass
“Wait This Bit’s The Best” Says Albo As He Forces Biden To Watch Footy Show Chilli Skit On YouTube
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the planet teeters on the edge of WW3, or at the very least another 20
Australia’s Climate Change Denying Politicians Now At The Point Of Blaming God For Fatal Heatwaves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The impenetrable conglomerate of conservative politicians, who have worked hand-in-hand with Australia’s media
Pub Happy Hour Just Regular Schooner Prices From Six Months Back
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Savvy pub goers are increasingly aware of promotional tricks today as regulars of Betoota’s least
Chubby Baby Sits Up In Pram To Survey Her World Like A Gluttonous Ancient Warlord
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota nanas and people watchers got an eyeful of demonic cherrubby goodness today as a local
USA Getting That Familiar Urge To Leave Another Country With Average Age Of 15 And No Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the leaders of the military money making world, the United States
Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit
Chinchilla Man Refuses To Reveal Secret To Seedless Watermelons After Being Kidnapped In North QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “NEVER!!!!!” he screams “You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!” The captors grow agitated. “You’
Barnaby Informs PM By Text That He’s Ready To Be Drought Envoy Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has thrown his hat in the ring to be the
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major