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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A marketing manager from our town’s most English enclave has today confirmed that he’s
Sober Mate Now Recommends Catching Up At The Pub That Does Disgraceful Eating Challenges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a few long months off the piss, a local bloke is now perfectly comfortable heading
Hungover Bloke Immediately Regrets Snap Decision To Order Eggs Benny For First Time In A Decade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A brittle local man is not making life easy for himself today, after a big night
Ageing Townie Remembers Time When Bored Teens Would Steal His Garden Hose And Not His Hyundai Like They Do Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man remarked to his friends this afternoon down at the River
Sara Lee Calls In Administrators After You All Got Too Flash For Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Everyone’s favourite purveyor of frozen deserts has announced today that they’ve called
Science Still No Closer To Understanding How Kettles Know When To Turn Themselves Off When They’re Boiling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak scientific body today has released some grim news for those
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda
Nation’s Sexually Neglected Housewives To Suffer Most As Dairy Workers Call Industry-Wide Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday Saputo milk tanker drivers from the Transport Workers’ Union went on strike across Victoria’s
Will Smith Facing Mounting Pressure To Please Buy His Wife/Non-Wife A Moleskine Diary For Her Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The world has this week urged actor Will Smith to please, PLEASE buy his wife/non-
Inner City Leftie Laments Chronic Shortage Of Quality Used Golf Clubs For Sale On Marketplace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the smoothbrain city boys that took up the game of golf over
Kamahl Says He Will Now Vote In Favour Of The Voice After Weeks Of Flip Flopping
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Singer Kamahl has indicated that he will now support the Yes vote at last
Brisbane Council To Save $400M By Just Letting Graffers Do Public Art Instead Of Some GOMA Nerd
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane City Council will reduce its 2023/2024 budget by about $400 million in a cost