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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Communications Ombudsman Tells Optus To Just Hand Over Their Mobile Coverage To SBS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of communications related disputes have finally commented on the Optus debacle. Prone
Millennial Parents Worry Optus Crash Could Result In Australian Kids Discovering How To Play
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s largest telecommunications providers is experiencing a massive nationwide outage on mobile and
“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has finally learnt that she probably won’t be getting any telephone reception
Nation Orders Glenn Maxwell To Fall Off A Golf Buggy Before Every World Cup Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The cricketing nation of Australia has today put in a polite request to the Biggest Show
Breaking: Mate’s Melbourne Cup Tip Just Crossed The Finish Line
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the city of Melbourne, your mate’s tip has finally crossed
Corporate Divorcee Starting To Say Some Things He Can’t Take Back After 8 Hour Cup Function
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Wishes There Was Another Way To Fight Inflation Besides Interest Rate Hikes; Like Tax Reform Maybe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has lamented the latest decision by the Reserve Bank to
Man Eating A Meat Pie At Flemington Getting Full Paddock To Plate Experience
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Melbourne man is today revelling in a gourmet experience. Although gourmet is not a
Greens MPs Forced To Reluctantly Embrace The Cup Now That Normal People Have Started Voting For Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Greens have come a long way since Bob Brown decided to take a merry
Man Doesn’t Know It Yet But This Year, It Will Be Him Dying On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Herald Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere in the City of Melbourne, a young man is heading to the races
Report: If We Ban Horse Racing, What Will Happen To Our Premier Menswear Brands?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As research shows younger Australians are moving away from supporting the Melbourne Cup, premier menswear brands
Bank That Was ‘Just Passing On Interest Rate Hikes’ Somehow Makes $7.4 Billion Profit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s banking cartel has today revealed some interesting news. Westpac, one quarter