Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Depressing News Cycle Lightened Up By News English Are Still Shit At Cricket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Amidst the wall-to-wall news of wars, murders, famine, interest rates and a
Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Holiday season is here! That’s what residents of the Sunshine Coast town of Argybargy were
Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer
Reckless Local Man Begins Pondering Whether Or Not He Should Spend His Only Spare Silly Season Friday At The Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man has today found himself in a heated argument with the devil on
Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the
Oztag Loss Compounded By The Fact Opposition Has A Silly Team Name
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A round of post Oztag beers are failing to hit the sweet spot tonight
Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof
“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course
Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates
Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have
“Yeah So, That’ll Be $14 670.58” Says Vet Just Having A Guess How Much Doggo Cost To Fix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter veterinarian pretty much made up the cost to fix a dog
Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’ or any number of other