Skip Bin Boyfriend Once Again Disproves Nagi's Definition Of ‘Serves 4'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A hefty local rig has done it this week, it can be confirmed. Blake Bretly from
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“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank’s intent
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi Magna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a
Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town’s
Rumours Of An OnlyFans Account The Biggest Source Of Gossip In Small Country Town Since Mayor’s Affair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The small town of Casmore is this week revelling in some serious excitement. Famous for being
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a
“Everyone Should Move To Canberra” Says Mate With Extremely Niche Job At The National Seed Bank
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic Australian housing crisis is now starting to bleed out into every facet of society,
8 Giant Corporations That Are Doing A Bit Better At Saving Money Than You Stupid Peasants
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Doing it tough at the moment? Struggling with the bills? Having your heart sink when the
Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As families begin gathering for early Christmas celebrations, the cousins who were not 18 last year
Pauline Bangs A Few Keys Of Ket At The Wave Rock Weekender In Defence Of Free Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Pauline Hanson has defended her recreational use of equine tranquilizer at a West
Optus CEO Easier To Get Rid Of Than One Of Their Phone Contracts
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has today been rocked by some financial news out of one of the big