World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the doom and gloom from Australian media, it can be confirmed that Melbourne
“Vote No To Division” Says Man That Spent $96M Making Sure Biloela Kids Spent Childhood In A Cage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The loudest political opponent of the upcoming referendum is going all out this week, as the
Chinese-Australian Sighs After Realising Uber Driver Is Also Chinese And Therefore Ready To Have His First Conversation Of The Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man, Kevin Zhao, has had his morning turned upside down. What should have been a
NewsCorp Quick To Wrap Up Footy Finals And Return To Coordinated Multi-Platform Misinformation Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the invention of sports gambling advertisment, the Murdoch family are upset
Maltreated Jetstar Customer Longs For The Days When He Got Treated Like A Dignified Pig On Tiger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pig/human hybrid has told The Advocate that his recent experiences with Jetstar have left
“China Is Going To Enslave Us All” Says Idiot That Hasn’t Even Driven An MG ZS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Over the weekend, a Betoota Heights real estate agent was holding court in the front bar
Queensland To Adopt Daylight Savings To Turn The Clocks Back An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a surprising twist that has sent shockwaves through the Sunshine State, Queensland officials have announced
New Neighbours Series Takes Promotional Advice From Rug Outlets
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that an oldie can still be a goodie, the soap opera Neighbours has clearly been
Mortgage Broker Quietly Hoping New Clients Don’t Know They Can Ask For Trailing Commissions As Cash Back
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “This is the best deal you’re going to get, guys,” Mortgage Broker Matthew Sicily (34)
“Apparently There Are A Few Football Matches On This Weekend” Laughs Local ‘Sportsball’ Intellectual
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local corporate creative from Betoota’s Old City District claims to have not even noticed
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its
Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Betoota’s most sought after investment seminar speakers, I know a