Good Grandson Lies And Says Grandma Seemed Normal During Recent Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week provided his mother with a heavily sanitised
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Chooks Fan Packs Away Jersey After Attending His One Annual Live Match 10 Minutes From Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A brand new “retro-style” Roosters jersey has been handed into a Bondi Junction
ABC Reporters Compete To Find The Most Unrelatable Subjects To Interview For Story About Struggles Of The Common Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of reporters from the Betoota office of our national broadcaster has been
Bloke Who Has Photos Like This In His Dating Profile Rejects Claims There’s A Man Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from Betoota Heights has today moved to calm fears about the dating scene around
Bloke With Really Niche Taste In Copyright-Violating Remixes Yearns For The Youtube To MP3 Days
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Spotify user with an exceptionally niche taste in copyright-violating remixes has expressed a longing
“Hell Yeah, Mum Got Potato Flataroonies For Tea” Says South Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A big South Australian has thanked his lucky O-Bahns this evening after coming
QLD Premier Says Anyone Complaining About Olympics Costs Will Be Banned From Every Event Except European Handball
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of
Man That’s Kicked A Few Goals In Life And Bought In Nice Area Coming To Terms With The Fact All His Neighbours Are Fuckwits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter businessman has come to the conclusion this week that he’s
Introvert Who Just Adopted An Adorable Puppy About To Have Awful Time Walking Through Busy Cafe District
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor shy guy from Betoota Heights has had his social anxiety truly tested this week,
Tasmania’s Hung Parliament Meet To Negotiate Who Will Form A Lacklustre Minority Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Free Peoples of the South Island have today come together for a historic meeting. The
Nation’s Supermarkets Flooded By Bachelors After Inspired Unemployed Release The ‘Instant Rizz Gummies’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets around the country are today facing shortages not seen since the aftermath of that bloke
Calls For Useless Arts Degrees To Be Banned As Nation Faces Shortfall Of 90 000 Tradies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s directionless youths could be forced to do something constructive with their
Tasmanian Liberals To Kill Two Birds With One Stone. Turning New Stadium Into Emergency Housing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On the eve of the Tasmanian Election, the current state government have dealt the opposition a