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Local Ad Executive Dreams Of Buying A Classic Defender And Ruining It

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior creative at one of the district’s most awarded ad agencies has

Boomer Who’s Spent Years Complaining About Cancel Culture Agrees Gina’s Portrait Should Be Taken Down

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A member of Betoota’s Prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club has this weekend had an interesting

Report: Just Nationalise Sportsbet You Pussy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the sunshine disappears behind the icy rain of an unseasonably bitter winter, the current cost-

Do You Enjoy High Intensity Exercise With Members Of The Opposite Sex? Well The Betoota Run Club Is For You

Nation Surprised Gina Rinehart Genuinely Thinks An Artwork Could Lower Her Public Standing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT News consumers and readers in the country of Australia have this week been made aware of

French Man Living In Australia Struggles With Lack Of Intimate Ritual Gestures When Meeting Opposite Sex

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Toulouse native Remi Moureu (36) finds himself in an existential crisis down under, where the customary

Elderly Matriarch Behind Counter At Chinatown Food Court Breaks Sound Barrier Calling Out Your Number

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Patrons at a bustling Chinatown food court have found themselves ducking for cover as the elderly

Bridgerton Returns For Another Season Of Extremely Unrealistic Regency Era Soft Core Pornography

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Everyone’s favourite show about soft core regency era filth is back for season three, and

Generous Agent Surprises Share House By Bringing Potential New Landlords To Unannounced Inspection

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming display of community, spontaneity and surprise, a real estate agent left a group

Something Interesting Happened In The A-League

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a rare moment of intrigue for the A-League, NSW Police allege that

Light On The Hill Finally Extinguished As Labor Announces Tax Breaks And Subsidies For Billionaires, Property Investors And The Resources’ Sector

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Labor Party has this week finally made the decision to extinguish the flame that burns

Man Shocked By Lack Of Traction On His Instagram Story Of Niche Spotify Song Screenshot

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a turn of events that have left an Instagram user reeling, local man Gareth Smith