Single Blokes Of Brisbane Furious As The Womanising Ekka Wood Choppers Roll Into Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ruggedly good looking champions of Australia's oldest sport have arrived in Brisbane this
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Gen Z Girl Gets Cyber-Sigilism Patchwork To Match Her Dad’s Faded 90s Fake Tribal Tattoo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen Z girl, Madeline Chester (23) , has reportedly decided to follow in her father’s
Ange Spotted Catching Up With Some Old Mates Over A Few Bottles Of Wine Down At Jim’s Tavern
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of Australia’s favourite sons is making the most of a well deserved trip home,
Hens Party Debrief Mostly About How Much Bride Expects The Maids To Spend On Dresses And Hair
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A focus group is underway at a local cafe today, as a group of
Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the
New Parents Efforts To Raise A Well Adjusted Young Man Immediately Foiled By Onesie From Nan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Plains nan has already foiled her son’s attempts at raising a well adjusted
ABC Really Connects With Suburban Viewers By Interviewing Pink-Haired Leftie Freak About Cost-Of-Living
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With fearless news coverage of the current economic downturn, the national public broadcaster has only affirmed
Dutton Says Cricket’s Global Governing Body Has Absolutely No Right To Cast Judgement On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A furious Peter Dutton has today taken to the media to call for drastic action. The
Unable To Get Any Ozempic? This 1 Simple Meal Can Help You Quickly Shed All Those Pesky Kilos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Tired of not being able to lose weight? Sick of looking at those pesky kilos in
Portal Opens Between Tasmania And Mainland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new portal, inspired by the Dublin-NYC portal, has opened today between Tasmania
Local Husky Uses His Unique Howl To Tell Owner It’s Too Fucking Hot To Live In Queensland
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local husky has this week absolutely titilated his owners, by using his impressive vocal skills
Uni Student’s Budget Heater Only Slightly Warmer Than The Cardboard Box It Came In
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local bloke has woken up with a case of hypothermia this morning after
“The Key To Gym Is Focused Workouts” Says Micro-Influencer With Full Spielberg Setup In Squat Rack
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In exciting entertainment news, Betoota will be home to a Hollywood film shoot today