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Telstra Staff Offered A Free Hubbl Box That Even They Don’t Know How To Use As Redundancy Package

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Finally some good news that’s sure to warm hearts after a particularly grim

1988 HSV Commodore Limo Roaring Down Hindley Street Confirms Someone From Adelaide Won Powerball

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rumours that an South Australian is now a multi-multi-multi millionaire has been confirmed today, after

Unhinged Only Child Wonders If They Can Have A Bite Of Your Sandwich

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact City worker Alex Cartwright has once again tested social boundaries by asking a colleague if they

South Australia Launches SAxit Campaign After State Receives $150M Injection From Powerball Overnight

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The famous slogan One Ball Could Change It all is ringing true across the country this

Do You Enjoy High Intensity Exercise With Members Of The Opposite Sex? Well The Betoota Run Club Is For You

Local Skaters Do Their Bit For The Homeless By Removing City’s Hostile Architecture

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming display of class solidarity, a group of local skaters have taken it upon

Gen Z Girl Gets Cyber-Sigilism Patchwork To Match Her Dad’s Faded 90s Fake Tribal Tattoo

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen Z girl, Madeline Chester (23) , has reportedly decided to follow in her father’s

Ange Spotted Catching Up With Some Old Mates Over A Few Bottles Of Wine Down At Jim’s Tavern

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of Australia’s favourite sons is making the most of a well deserved trip home,

Hens Party Debrief Mostly About How Much Bride Expects The Maids To Spend On Dresses And Hair

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A focus group is underway at a local cafe today, as a group of

Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the

New Parents Efforts To Raise A Well Adjusted Young Man Immediately Foiled By Onesie From Nan

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Plains nan has already foiled her son’s attempts at raising a well adjusted

ABC Really Connects With Suburban Viewers By Interviewing Pink-Haired Leftie Freak About Cost-Of-Living

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With fearless news coverage of the current economic downturn, the national public broadcaster has only affirmed