"Babe You Reckon That Chicken Was Off Last Night" Wonders Tradie Who Just Pumped A Lukewarm 600ML MilkyBar Oak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights-based fridgie, Dale Bunsterdun (40) says he's is deeply concerned that
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Uni Graduation Proudest Time Parents Spent Being Bored Shitless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A uni graduation took place at Betoota Anglican University today and The Advocate would like to
Guy Who Used To Sack Wack Year 8s In High School Starts Posting From Men’s Only Health Retreat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week
Humble Bragger Flexes His Eurotrip By Asking If Anyone Knows Where To Watch Origin In Helsinki
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Darby Humphries has been travelling Europe for the past six weeks, and don’t
Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that
Tenacious D Rebrand To Softcock D
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Black has today announced on his Instagram that Tenacious D will be officially rebranding to
Local Girl Feels Sudden Urge To Convert To Christianity After Being Abused By Street Preacher Outside Town Hall
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman running errands in Betoota CBD has found herself being converted to christianity this morning,
Former BLF Union Members Disgusted By Recent Allegations That The CFMEU Has Gone Soft
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a parting gift to the Liberal Party, outgoing Nine Chairman and former Coalition treasurer Peter
Gold Coast Woman Gives Up On Tinder And Just Browses The Daily Court Lists Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast woman with appalling taste in men has decided to just cut to the
Nurse Would Be Happy For Her Union To Get In Bed With Bikies If It Meant She Too Could Own A Fucking Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has triggered euphoric screeching from the nation’s right-wing media and politicians,
Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has
Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly
Girl Who Once Got Her Tragus Pierced At ‘Off Ya Tree’ Knows Exactly What Trump Is Going Through Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane woman who once had her ear completely fucked up by an Off Ya Tree