Man’s Weekend Yard Work Delayed Again As AO And Winter Olympics Blends Into Opening Round Of Super Rugby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man's plans to get some backyard chores done before the rain comes
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Tuna Cans Collecting Cobwebs In Pantry Constant Reminder Of Mans Failed Attempt At Getting Jacked
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Tyler Fernie (26) finds himself confronted with a stark reminder of his dashed dreams every time
Divorced Dad’s Idea Of Dinner Indicates He’ll Be Finding The Next ‘Love Of His Life’ Very Soon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recently divorced bloke from Betoota Plains has been going at it quite hard with the
Police Called To Cafe As Two People Pleasers Punch On Over Who Is Paying for Coffee This Time
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S MY TURN: In local news, this morning police were called to The Three
Gina Rinehart Offers To Bail Out Melbourne Rebels If They Agree That Painting Should Be Taken Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Gina Rinehart, the Patron saint of underfunded Australian sports has today revealed her next passion project.
Multiple Round Interviews For Entry Level Minimum Wage Job Helps Decipher Which Candidates Will Take The Most Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A director for a boutique marketing agency in Betoota Heights has revealed that he’s come
Office Guy Who’s Been Intermittently Fasting For 2 Weeks Now Ready To Take On Alone Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man who turns up to an office in Betoota’s Old City District 3 or
Albo Under Pressure To Condemn Netanyahu After Instagram Models Educate Their Tradie Followers About What’s Happening In Gaza
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s Prime Minister is this week facing mounting pressure to take a stance on the
Health Conscious Bloke Informs Wife He Really Should Get These Microplastics Out Of His Testicles
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke John Graham has today announced that he fully plans on getting rid of every
Alaskan Exchange Student Forced To Go Home Early After Experiencing Freezing Inner City Terrace House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An exchange student from the frosty wilderness of Alaska has been abruptly sent packing after enduring
Catholic Church At Risk Of Being Cancelled As 87-Year-Old South American Man Makes Homophobic Slur
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Catholic Church is in crisis mode today, as the organisation faces its greatest existential threat
Billionaire Twiggy Forrest’s Mystery New Lover Revealed To Be Jared Leto
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Internet sleuths have identified the mystery woman caught getting pashed by eccentric Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest