Yeah, That Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
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Julian Assange “Very Happy” To Be Released After Plea Bargain; Keen For Origin 2 If Anyone Has Tickets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has struck a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, leading
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed. The
Local Woman’s New Mental Health Plan Still Doesn’t Confront Her 48 Hours Of Binge Drinking Per Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman reckons she might have found the secret to perfect mental health, after following
Liberals In Such Disarray Their Former State Treasurers Now Rely On Labor For Jobs After Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party now in opposition in every government on the mainland, the once lucrative
Local Man Needs A Blankie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man has today been told to get his act together. Colleagues of Andrew
Trevor Transferred $1.6m To A Stranger On The Internet. Now He Wants The Banks And The Taxpayer To Bail Him Out.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Trevor remembers the first text messages. “Heelo Sir/Mam,” it read. “Yor Commenwealth bank account is
Former Trolley Boy Peter Malinauskas Tells Adelaide Teenagers To Keep In The Fucken Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today condemned the actions of the teenagers at the centre
Albo Commits To Building Moon Base By 2035
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia will be the next nation to space, the Prime Minister announced in Canberra this morning,
Dutton Promises To Manufacture 1 Million Flying Cars In Australia By 2030
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today kick off the week with a groundbreaking new policy
AFL Child Prodigy Breaks Auskick Record For Most Goals Kicked Down The Wrong End
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact When most average kids are busy doing regular things like watching cartoons, there’s
Daggy Dad Shocked To Learn His Fashionista Daughter Has Stolen His Look
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Flight Path District father of three has once again been left confused by this younger
Dutton Announces New High-Speed Rail Policy Which He Says Will Be Fully Operational By 2031
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has kept the hits playing, by revealing a mind bending new policy