The Nation

Local Socialist Is Ideologically Against Empty Holiday Homes But Not Her Mate’s Family Beach House

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist in the ongoing debate about empty homes, Betoota Heights resident Brea Heinemann,

QLD Labor Dominates Polls After Premier Employs Wally Lewis To Just Follow Him Around On The Job

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Steven Miles is pulling out the big guns this week in an effort to turn

Tubby Taylor Confirms The Chinese Diver’s Have ABSOLUTELY NAILED That Reverse 4 1⁄2 Somersault In Pike Position

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s greatest cricketers has this weekend continued providing the nation with highlight worthy

Charles Croucher Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast To Explain What The F*CK Is Going On In AMERICA?!

Woolloongabba Anti-Olympics Protestor Takes Back Everything She Said As The Golds Start Rolling In

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of making life hell for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics Planning committee, inner-Brisbane resident

Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel Braces For Exhausting Thursday Night As Bryan Fletcher Concludes Dry July

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian NRL pundit Bryan Fletcher has never looked better, that’s according to his colleagues at

It Gets Worse: Peter Dutton Says CFMEU Also Has Links To The River Boys

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peter Dutton has criticised the embattled Construction, Forestry and Maritime Employees Union (CFMEU) as he ramps

Matildas Secure Easy Victory That Was Never In Doubt After Cruising Past Zambia In Group Stage

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite sporting team have today put on absolute clinic. The Matildas have waltzed

Mum In Weird Mood After Watching USA And Japanese Men’s Gymnastics In Complete Silence For 3 Hours

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mum, Mandy Beams has never once before mentioned that she was such an avid gymnastics

Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest

Local Bistro Hoses Out Display Fridge After Realising Cheesecakes Have Sat There Since 2014

KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A pressure hose is firing in the Betoota Workers Club this afternoon after local

Final Friday Of Dry July Quite The Fucking Punish With The Midwinter Arvo Sun Pumping Like This

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right across the continent today, the bright blue sky is saturated in the the light golden