Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle,
Woman Giving Bloke Second Chance Forced To Backpedal Hard After Telling Everything To Mum
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Ashley Simon has been forced to backpedal hard today, after getting back together with
“Oh Trust Us, It’s Totally Fine” Laughs Owner Of Coal Mine Leaking Poisonous Gas Next To Major City
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The owners of an abandoned coal mine spewing out dangerous emissions on the fringe of Australia’
New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 25-year-old Elsie Mayer (Flight Attendant, Betoota) has today learnt that she’s the girl
Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as
Like This Post If You Think Sydney Sweeney Should Be The Next President Of The United States
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the race to the Whitehouse becomes to heat up, The Betoota Advocate has decided to
Chronically Anxious Woman And Overly Laidback Boyfriend Surprisingly Do Not Balance Each Other Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An overly anxious woman has discovered that the whole ‘opposites attract’ thing might not actually result
Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A growing number of senior Democrats – including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer – are reportedly
Sydney Man Admits No Good Has Come Since They Shut Sega World Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has realised nothing good has happened since the closure of Sega
Little Brother Finally Gets A Win After Being Given The Good Controller
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a big weekend for a young man from Melbourne. Brighton’s Oscar Piastri
Biden Downloads Strava And Joins Delaware Run Club After Making The Decision To Focus On Self Care
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of The United States has today made big call. Joe Biden has confirmed to
Local Man Prepares To Break Prolonged Dry Spell After Taking Up Bazlenka And KP’s Hygiene Routine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today preparing to turn his life around after getting served up ads