Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Sydney’s Latest Hotspot for Eligible Bachelors Discovered: Rental Inspection Lines
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WHAT YOU DOING AFTER THIS? In local news, Sydney’s rental inspection lines have emerged
Paris Olympics Confirms A 600% Disparity In The Gender Medal Gap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men’s rights activists are in crisis today, after a stunning revelation from the other side
“You Know We Are Going To Make You Swim In This Thing Too” Says Brisbane
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Olympic officials have officially declared that the water quality in the River Seine is safe enough
Local Woman Cured Of Hypochondria After Failing To Find A Bulk Bill Doctor In Her Area
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who used to have a penchant for visiting her doctor over every ache and
The Most Hectic Bloke You Know Is Moving To The Goldie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local printer salesman, Shayde Gisinger (34) has decided that it’s time for a clean slate.
Weird Blue Smurf Man Finally Speaks Out, Claiming That Frankie Muniz And Amanda Bynes Snuck Into His House And Put Blue Dye In His Pool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The weird smurf guy from the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics has finally broken his
Democrats Confident That Plastering Social Media With Gen Z Woo Girl Memes Is A Winning Strategy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The DNC have announced that they are confident that plastering social media with a trend that’
China and Eastern Europeans Excel In Regimented, Non-Commercial, Communist Sports
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a news that has surprised absolutely no one, athletes from China and Eastern Europe are
International Students Rejoice As Native English Speaker Agrees To Do Entire Group Assignment For Cash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a landmark deal that’s set to redefine group assignments at the prestigious
Maddi Levi Set To Be Registered As Late Entrant For 100 Metre Sprint After 7s Wraps Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head honchos at Athletics Australia have today dropped a bombshell ahead of the second week
Dutton To Visit Israel To Better Understand Why Those Jokes His Nationals MPs Make About Jews After A Few Bottles Of Koonunga Hill Are Not Okay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is on his way to Israel, where he will meet with senior
Tony Burke’s First Press Conference As Immigration Minister Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze And Didn’t Catch The Boomers Game Against Spain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new man taking up the Home Affairs hot seat has today endured a frosty reception,