Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Matildas’ Performance Blamed On Not Playing In A Country That Actually Turns Out For Soccer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite sporting team is currently doing a little bit of soul searching after
Man Who Already Burnt These Bridges During His 2021 NFT Era Now Trying To Sell Online Coach Courses
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local online financial coach who spent most of 2021 proselytizing the epic rise of NFT’
Town’s Floppy Sun Hats Get A Work Out At Touring Cheese Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The main street of Betoota will be covered in a sea of floppy straw
Mum That’s Completed All 17,090 Candy Crush Levels Still Needs Help Using Phone Somehow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a baffling turn of events, local mum Patricia Thompson (58) , who has conquered all 17,
Filo Guy Forgot To Mention To Mate That Half His Home Is Dedicated To Various Forms Of Footwear Storage
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Danilo Mendoza (28) has awkwardly forgotten to mention to a mate that a decent portion of
Bloke Bragging About Not Catching That One-Month-Flu Has Just Jinxed Himself Until Late August
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A succulent serving of schadenfreude has been dished up to Betoota Ponds man this
Mt Gravatt Cemetery And 9 Other Cool Places That Tourists Can Visit After The Olympic 100m At QSAC
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Paris Olympics get underway, Queenslanders are still unsure of where in the fuck we
“Why Do All These Japanese People Keep Looking At Me” Says Aussie Tourist Loudly Drinking On Street
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young Betoota man on the holiday of a life time, has today confirmed that he
Group’s Collective Hangover Bad Enough For Final Springy To Cause Trouble
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of mouth breathers attempting to carb load their way out of hangover have found
BMW Continued Never-Ending Quest To Build The Ugliest Car Known To Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact German marque BMW has unveiled next years models this morning at the Betoota Auto
Nine’s Journos On Strike After Getting Ideas From The CFMEU Guys They’ve Been Ordered To Take Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the face of extreme audience disruption from A.I and TikTok, one of Australia’s
AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning. Following the