Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Father’s Day Brownie Points Obliterated As Degenerate Reserve Grader Heads To Mad Mondy In A Tutu
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A plumber from Betoota Heights has taken a metaphorical cheque to the bank today. Bradley Fester
LNP To Unveil Own Shitty Olympics Plan If They Can Get Elected By Rubbishing Every Other Proposal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Labor government are still pulling teeth over this weird decision pandemic-era decision to
Liberals Actually Kind Of Worried About Albanese Sliding In The Polls And Dutton Not Moving Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s approval rating as the preferred prime minister has plunged once again
Arrival Of Warmer Weather Brings With It Those Yucky Wake Up Sweaty Hangovers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Drinkers around the nation have this week let out a prolonged and deep sigh, after coming
Report: God Damn That Is Delicious
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Railway Hotel in Betoota Plains, a cold beer is going
ABS Will Check For Invisible Ink Responses On Sexuality Census Question For Those Who Can’t Host
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an unprecedented move, the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has announced a new,
Brisbane’s Treasury Casino Officially Closes, Taking All The Ghosts of Daquiri-Charged Debauchery With It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a move that marks the end of an era, the iconic Treasury Casino in Brisbane
Local Woo Girl Puzzled By Boyfriend Just Having A Single Beer To Wash Down His Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl has this week found herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s
Government And Media Now Shitting Themselves As The Tree-Huggers Start Hugging Workers And Renters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Greens are making headlines right across the country today, as startled columnists begin using
Brisbane Admits That None Of The New Public Art Will Ever Top The Short-Lived ‘Hopoate Fingers’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane continues in their mission to spruce themselves up before hosting the world for the
Beautiful And Rich Celebrity Asked What’s The Secret To Feeling Confident
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an exclusive interview with a popular gossip magazine, a stunning and wealthy A-lister has
Report: Your Townie Cousins Won’t Tell You They Got A Large Tax Return, But There Will Be Signs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s resident anthropological expert has today released a groundbreaking report revealing a new phenomena that