Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Carlton Put One Hand On The Flag After Dismantling Of Premiership Heavyweights West Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The cafes of Lygon street are buzzing today, after an inspired performance from the Carlton Blues.
Clover Moore Manages To Say Sydney Has Only Gotten Better Since 2000 With A Straight Face
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a feat of remarkable composure, Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Moore today declared that
Radical Proposal Put Forward To Ease Australia’s Debt Crisis: Selling That Expensive Kids Painting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An economist from South Betoota Polytechnic University’s Business Faculty has today put forward a groundbreaking
New Sydney Metro Line Schedules Some Extensive Delays For Later On In The Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Sydney Metro line is finally open! After years and years of waiting, the City of
Local Office Woman Turns On Meeting Mode Ahead Of Afternoon Scouring Afterpay Day Sales
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local woman is today preparing for an incredibly productive Friday afternoon. Not so much in
Train Station Cobbler Found To Be The Last Workplace In Australia To Allow Smoking Inside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Australian’s Fashion Alliance of Retailers, Consultants, Creatives, Inventory and Textilers (AFARCCIT)
JK Rowling Dismisses Accusations Of Transphobia By Revealing Snape Was Actually F2M
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some sensational news from the internet, notable author and prominent X user JK Rowling has
Lost Man Wondering Through Mecca Treated Like A Level 5 Beauty Looper After Staff Discover He’s Just Looking For A Present
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lost man wondering through Mecca’s flagship store inside the Betoota Lakes Westfield
Dutch Volleyballer Sits Down To Tell His Side Of The Story In Exclusive With Channel 7’s Spotlight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Channel 7 have done it again! The most well regarded news organisation in the country have
Millennial Officially A Grown Up After Finding Victoria’s Basement More Exciting Than Victoria’s Secret
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A coming of age story has taken place in the Betoota Chase Mall this week, as
NAPLAN Results Reveal 1 In 3 Schools Are Povo And Woefully Underfunded
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The national literacy and numeracy results are back, and it does not look good for the
Dutton’s Islamophobia Not Landing Like It Used To Now That Bogans Think Muslims Are Alpha Males
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Liberal Party’s complete detachment from voter sentiment is once again on full display