The Nation

LNP Voter Embraces Labor’s 50 Cent Fares From Ascot To Noosa After Getting Done Drink Driving

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Queensland State Election just over two months away, Ascot-based LNP voter Lawrence Seeney

Carlton Blues Cruise Into Finals To Cement Premiership Favouritism

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL is today in crisis management, as the league prepares for the most lopsided finals

NSW Rolls Out New Random Detection Cameras To Stamp Out Nose-Picking Behind The Wheel

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Drivers in New South Wales will now face fines for picking their noses behind

Sydney Stockpiles Sand Bags And Hunkers Down In Preparation For A Potential Doggies Top 4 Finish

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Much of Sydney has been seen stockpiling sandbags, bottled water and generators, in preparation for what

8 Point Win Over Manly On A Thursday Night Equivalent To Premiership Victory For Tigers Fans

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Wests Tigers are on top of the world, it can be confirmed this morning. Friday

Hangry Woman Considering Breaking Off Friendship After Mate Insists On Lining Up For An Hour To Try This Place

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact What was supposed to be a fun outing has turned into a test of patience and

First-Year Uni Student Finally Finds A New Easy Drinking Craft Lager He’s Never Heard Of

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A student from Betoota Heights has struck gold today. The stroke of luck came as the

Grinspoon’s Iconic Frontman Phil Jamieson Joins Betoota Talks For A Great Chat About Lismore, The Grinspoon Family, Thrills, Chills, Sunday Pills And More

“Fuck, Can’t We Just Dig Something Out Of The Ground” Says Australia, Staring Down Barrel Of Recession

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The geniuses in charge of our economy and political system are today coming to terms with

David Anderson Departs The ABC Over The Hideous New Website Layout

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After six years getting attacked from all sides, ABC boss David Anderson has said

Local Teacher Gives Up On Trying To Explain That The Matildas Aren’t Really A Book Week Theme

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Public (BHP) teacher has today thrown in the towel, it can be confirmed.

Local Dad Reckons The Sheilahs Said He Was An Immortal Ronnie Coote Back Before He Met Mum

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has offered some very much unwanted information to his adult children today. Taking