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Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed

THE NORTH SYDNEY BEARS ARE BACK! Probably… Maybe… Bears Superfan Sam Perry Joins The Podcast To Explain

Report: Fuck This Was A Good Album

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report led by a combination of the nation’s leading research bodies has found

Gen X Homeowner Has A Stupid Job Like Acting Or Picture Framing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local basket-weaver Sam Clifford lives in a three-bedroom house in the French Quarter, despite working in

Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle,

Woman Giving Bloke Second Chance Forced To Backpedal Hard After Telling Everything To Mum

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Ashley Simon has been forced to backpedal hard today, after getting back together with

“Oh Trust Us, It’s Totally Fine” Laughs Owner Of Coal Mine Leaking Poisonous Gas Next To Major City

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The owners of an abandoned coal mine spewing out dangerous emissions on the fringe of Australia’

New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 25-year-old Elsie Mayer (Flight Attendant, Betoota) has today learnt that she’s the girl that everyone

Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as

Like This Post If You Think Sydney Sweeney Should Be The Next President Of The United States

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the race to the Whitehouse becomes to heat up, The Betoota Advocate has decided to

Chronically Anxious Woman And Overly Laidback Boyfriend Surprisingly Do Not Balance Each Other Out

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An overly anxious woman has discovered that the whole ‘opposites attract’ thing might not actually result

Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A growing number of senior Democrats – including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer – are reportedly