Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Productivity Levels Plummet To Record Lows As Excel Spreadsheet Girlie Locks Into Afterpay Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Productivity Commissioner has been put on high alert today as a major incident takes place
After Being Left To Cook For Long Enough, Queenslander’s Redneck Rant Eventually Morphs Into Radical Left-Wing Economics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After the hysteria of Cyclone Alfred, the constant spotlight on Peter Dutton, and a change in
White Lotus Creator Reveals Sam Rockwell’s Asian Girl Monologue Was Actually Inspired By Chris Lilley
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact White Lotus creator Mike White has today revealed that the ‘asian girl monologue’ in last weeks’
Dutton Calls For A $450M Referendum Over Whether It’s Gay To Talk About Mental Health
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister’s decision to delay the election is starting to cause problems for the
Man Who Grew Up On Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter Somehow A Trump Supporter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who regularly rewatches his favourite childhood movies has proven to be an expert in
Liberal Staffer Sacked For Suggesting Coalition Comes Up With An Actual Policy Instead Of Culture Wars Brain Rot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man in the Liberal Party of Australia has today been given his marching orders.
Tesla Vehicle Set Alight Moments Before Bursting Into Flames On Its Own
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota’s well heeled Grove District has been rocked this morning, after a sickening attack on
National Party Suspicious That Dutton’s Deportation Referendum Is A Ploy To Exile Barnaby To NZ
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition is in disarray today, after Opposition Leader Peter Dutton announced a thought bubble policy
“Wow This Is Literally The Best Bar I’ve Ever Seen I Will Put It In My Pub” Says Country Publican Seeing Corrugated Iron Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A country publican has committed to installing a corrugated iron bar in his establishment,
“I Will Cut Wasteful Spending’ Says Man Proposing Another $400M Referendum To Deport Two People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is alleged to be considering an expensive referendum that would give the
Prime Minister Considers Calling The Election For Later This Arvo As Labor Lifts In The Polls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent poll of 2,256 voters has shown that more people want to keep Anthony
The Betoota Advocate Struggles To Stereotype Formula 1 Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate is still trying to figure out how to stereotype F1 fans, as their