Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Mates form pact to delete each other’s browser history should one of them die
17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two North Betoota mates formed a pact overnight to
Local bloke asks to ‘borrow a ciggie’ he has absolutely no intention of returning
17 January, 2017. 10:15 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s always one at each party – and last
QLD Police Social Media Team Release Hilarious ‘Harlem Shake’ Video 44 Months Late
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The cheeky and much loved Queensland Police Service have released a side-splitting video of some
Report Finds 70% Of Sexy, Sultry, Facial Expressions A Result Of Undiagnosed Cataracts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report from the Fred Hollows Foundation has found that supermodels, porn stars and actors
Hopeless Moron Loses Fourth Pair Of Sunglasses This Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Sunday morning with the smell of sin still fresh on
Local Gym Reports A Sharp Increase In Pieces Of Shit Lying To Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gaggle of North Betoota gym junkies are rejoicing this morning after discovering that
Marrickville Grandfather Debuts Flash New Backyard To Jealous Neighbours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Greek, Spero Concretopolis, has today unveiled his new and improved backyard to his jealous, also
Pub Patron Experiences Traumatic ‘Phantom Buzzing’ While Waiting For Counter Meal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new government study into anticipatory salivation has found that at least 70% of people who
Thousands March In Adelaide Demanding Shannon Noll’s Release From The Drunk Tank
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of Australian country-pop-rock and enthusiasts and generally proud Australians have taken to the
“Does Anyone Have A Samsung Charger?” Says Ambitious Bloke At House Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ambitious bloke, that you don’t really know that well, wants to know how well
Ibis Birds To Be Renamed Bin-Chickens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The street bird known as the Ibis will now be referred to as a ‘bin-chicken’
Nine employees asked to raise their hand if they’ve been personally victimised by Amber Sherlock
13 January, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nine Network has gone into lockdown this afternoon