Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Uni Student’s Positive Outlook On World Slowly Being Crushed By Perpetual MDMA Comedown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A first year uni student who spends half of each week weaving her way out of
Kiwi Told To Forget Past Few Decades Because All Blacks Lost A Dead-Rubber Bledisloe
Ageing Queensland rugby supporter and devout sugar-cane-champagne drinker, Barry believes rugby has helped him finally truly understand the
New Mum Not Happy With Anything Other Than 8-Wheel Israeli-Made Kevlar Infant Stroller
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new mother from Betoota’s rapidly gentrifying light industrial district, Betootaville, has made it clear
Toowoomba Man Hides Lack Of Chopstick Skills With Subtle Stabbing Technique
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A relatively worldly Darling Downs man has today employed a secret technique used by those who
Trackside Introduce Interactive Kneecapping Feature For Virtual Harness-Racing Trainers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The in-pub virtual gaming providers, Trackside, have today introduced a new feature for their harness-
1st Year Apprentice Stimulates Local Economy By Spending Tax Return On New Tyres And A GoPro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation’s late-tax-submitters finally get their hands on their juicy returns, pre-
Local Dads Reconcile Hatred Of Americanized Holidays With Spare Hour To Tip A Few
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of local dad’s in Betoota’s inner-city have spent months detesting the
Jamie Oliver Blamed For Rise In Unused Mortar And Pestles In Suburban Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rise of cluttered kitchen benches has been blamed solely on the iconic British celebrity chef,
Simon ‘The Wizard’ Whitlock To Run Against Barnaby Joyce In New England By-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news of the High Court’s ruling that Barnaby Joyce should have known about,
Bloke Who Wants People To Know He’s Made The Big Time Torn Between Crownies Or Coronas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Redlands Bay man who’s been rolling in cash recently doesn’t know which type
Die-Hard Punter Displays Profound Insider Knowledge And Instinct By Putting $20 On Winx
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who doesn’t really like to live life on the edge that much
Brave Frontline Workers Also Really Horny, Confirms Uni Students On Halloween
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent members from the Queensland Nurses Union say that they are “100% okay” with their portrayal