Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Report: Dad Is Immune To The Stench Of Dynamic Lifter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As a boy growing up in suburban West Betoota with a green-thumb father,
Nation’s Bookies Expecting To Make Over $200 Million On The One With The Pretty Colours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Since 1861, The Melbourne Cup has been officially recognised as perhaps the only race that draws
Hot Surfie Avoids Stigma Of Homelessness Because His 1987 Hiace Has A Mattress In It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sun-kissed vagrant that bathes in public toilets and charges his phone at McDonalds is
Torturous 12 Hours In Heels All Worth It For The ‘Picked A Winner’ Instagram Caption
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman’s cheeky pun that draws parallels between horse-racing and her current relationship
Sunday: Half-Pissed Local Man Haunted By Every Single Life Decision As Clock Nears 10pm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently-single man who has attempted to drink his way out of three consecutive hangovers
Junior Advertising Creative Describes Himself As A ‘Writer’ On Tinder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After nine-months unpaid interning, Aaron Loxton (22) has taken the first creative liberty of his
Woman Who Spoke Up About Sexual Assault Online Comforted By Man Telling Her Men Can Be Victims Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an effort to raise awareness, local woman Leslie Tillard (26) shared her sexual assault story
Oppressed Middle Class White Man Now Free From Shackles Of Persecution After Voting No
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A downtrodden and exploited member of the nation’s oppressed white middle class has today raised
Report: Your Third Sneeze Isn’t Getting A Third ‘Bless You’, Get Your Shit Together
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Australian Medical Association has found that no one is required to
Parents Proudly Watch Son Head Off To Drink In The Park With Mates For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sporting a clinking backpack and a quiet disposition that makes eye contact all but
MPs Respond To Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog: “Haha, Nah”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | CONTACT Leaders of both major parties have today explained to the Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission
Fuck Yeah: The Jacarandas Are Back On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda