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Wow: This Girl Just Referred To A Boyfriend Of 3 Months As Her Best Friend As Well

Sophie Sinkinson was left bemused today after reading on Facebook that her friend Sally has a new best friend. The

Townsville Girl Living In Sydney Asks Office If They Can Go Easy On The Air Con

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A seasoned North Queenslander living in Sydney is completely puzzled by her colleagues kneejerk response to

Father-In-Law Emasculatingly Relieves BBQ Tongs From Man’s Grip

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When his friends describe him, Graham Goodridge is often toted as being a no-

NSW Places 8pm Lock-Out On Carol Choirs After Noise Complaints From Inner-City Residents

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales state Government has announced new restrictions regarding the volume and  hours for

Fuck It I Reckon That Can Wait Till After Christmas, Says Nation’s Suits

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT In a move described by many as “unnecessary” and “kind of irresponsible”, the Australian Government has

Red Laser Emerges Through Mathias Cormann’s Retina While Announcing Slashes To Welfare

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Turnbull Government’s Minister for Finance has today shown signs of being at least partly-

A Thousand Blossoms Bloom As Mt Isa Hosts First Gay Wedding In RSL Gaming Area

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a month after Australia legalised marriage equality, the North-West Capital of Mt Isa

Teen Cricket Prodigy Tipped To Be First Physically Attractive Aussie Bowler Since Lillee

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Cootamundra-based teenage cricketing prodigy has today been tipped as the next half-decent looking

Nation’s Rural Chinese Restaurants Stock Up On Crownies For Pop Ahead Of Christmas Eve Rush

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Country Chinese restaurants around Australia are today stocking up on their crownies and pure blondes, ahead

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Local Woman Has Feeling Secret Santa Gift Might’ve Been Picked Up At Chemist Next Door

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTA local Betoota woman is counting her lucky stars after getting a brand new packet of dental

“White Male Privilege Is A Myth” Says 21-Year-Old Sitting Next To His Dad In Boardroom

LOUIS BURKE | Corporate | CONTACT Aspiring worker and future jet ski owner, Simon Richardson (21) reckons he’s had enough of