Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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RSPCA Confirms That Even Outside Dogs Are Allowed Inside During Thunderstorms
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The RSPCA has reminded pet owners around the country today that strict rules on dogs staying
New Mother Offers Insincere Apology For All The Baby Spam She’s Plastered On Instagram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young mother from Betoota’s family-friendly inner-suburbs has today offered and shallow and
Hometown Drug Dealer Looking Pretty Suave In New Photo Posted From Courthouse Bathroom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A low-level marijuana and ecstasy dealer that you still have on Facebook from high school
Tailender Spends A Couple Hours Before Dinner Knocking In New Bat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local cricketer who is naively optimistic about his ability with bat in hand has spent
“I Don’t Get Sunburnt,” Says Local Moron About To Be Sunburnt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite claims that his ‘olive skin’ tans and doesn’t burn, a local moron
Elon Musk Promises To Make Summernats 100% Renewable By Next Year Or It’s Free
TRACEY BENDINGER | ACT | CONTACT The 2018 Summernats car festival ended yesterday, however, news of the fully-charged-high-horsepower-high-
Anthropologists Rush To Document Near Extinct Culture Of Breakdance Battling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthropologists from James Cook University have today unveiled a panicked research project aimed at documenting a
Casino Bloke And Rockhampton Bloke Punch On Over Who’s Town Has The Best Beef Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Police were called out to another Casino Vs Rockhampton brawl at Caloundra overnight, as bouncers proved
Kiwi Shot Putter Barnaby Joyce Qualifies For Commonwealth Games
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand’s shot put medal hopes have been put firmly on the shoulders
Study Finds It’s Not Hot Until You Share A Car’s Outside Temperature Reading To Social Media
BERNICE TWISP | Social Media | Contact Snapchat, Instagram, Bebo? It doesn’t matter where you post it, just as long as
Advertising Agency Comes Up With Unique Idea Of Featuring Backyard Cricket In Summer Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local team of advertising creatives and account directors have today congratulated themselves on the success
Man Pulls Mate Aside During Party For Heartfelt Discussion About How Good The Pills Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the middle of a heaving nightclub celebrating the last few days before work returns, a