Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Pub Glassie Filled With National Pride While Cleaning Vomit Out Of Urinal At Midday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Young Ellie Wasson isnt having fun. . “It’s not the working that has ruined it for
Backyard Cricketer Drunk Enough For The One Hand Sweep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There was confirmation today that the way a cricket bat is held directly correlates to the
Proud Australian Already An Embarrassment To Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s not even dark yet and Tomas Bird (26) has made a fool of himself.
Poor Contribution To BBQ Justified By The Fact That These 4 Sausages Have Herbs In Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has tried to make amends for the fact that he didn’t bring
Great, Lack Of Hottest 100 Means Todd Is In Charge Of The Aux Cord Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Partygoers at a house in the French Quarter are going to suffer immensely today as a
Half-Arsed Leftie Caves In At Last Minute And Asks What Everyone Is Doing For Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact It has been confirmed today aspiring artist and full-time kitchen hand Layla Oswald, who had
Tourist In Sydney Unable To Find A Take-Away Meal Not Named After A Dead 90s Rapper
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACTAn American tourist currently in Sydney, has today revealed he has yet
Random Bloke At Kick-On Tells Uncomfortably Long Story With No Climax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A random bloke who has somehow gotten a bait to an intimate bender kick-on has
Colosimo Stars As Bob Katter In Political Thriller ‘3 Billboards Outside Of Mt Isa, QLD’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Vince Colosimo is back. That’s according to the early reviews of the newest Australian western-
Latham Secretly Farms Hydroponic Pine Trees In Preparation For When Lefties Ban Christmas
As the rabid, soap-dodging, bleeding-heart lefties look like they are on track to have our National Day changed
Aboriginal Coworker Asked To Speak On Behalf Of 700,000 People In Passing Conversation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact For the 5th time this week, local Murri man Johnny Fishburne has been asked to convey
CSI: Hobart Canned After Pilot Episode As Producers Learn Of Lack Of Variation In DNA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Once predicted to be the biggest release for CBS in 2018, the production of CSI: Hobart