Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Grown Man Picks Tomato Off Sandwich
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local contractor Craig Nicholson (27) was excited to try the new schnitzel sandwich special from his
“Please Validate My Existence By Drinking Out Of My Disgusting Globe Skate Shoe”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local concertgoer who has no personality traits outside of his embracing of the Australian cultural
Single Bloke Trying To Stay Off The Piss Hits Up Driving Range For 4th Time This Week
EDITH McCUTCHEON | Local News | Contact In a similar vein to the ‘New year, New me’ kind of thing, Albert Jensen
Local Yiayia Dispatches Plastic Bottles Full Of Water To Defend Her Olive Trees From Dog Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent Greek grandmother from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today declared that she isn’
Landline Phone Call After 9pm Has Dad Convinced Someone Has Died
TRACEY BENDINGER| Family | CONTACT A local dad has last night braced himself for the worst. A phone call at 9:
Overprotective Best Friend Takes Control Of The ‘Hip Hip’ During Birthday Cake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthea has been besties with Beth since like at least three years ago, but with Beth’
ABC Vows To Increase White-Inner-City-Leftie-Blokes-Behind-Desks Related Programming
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being criticised for their inability to consider and engage with the diverse and cross-cultural
Daily Telegraph Begin Lay-Offs As NRL Tick Over Six Whole Months Without A Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Up to 16 NewsCorp employees are facing the axe today, as the National Rugby League continues
40-Something Commitmentphobe Rattled By Back-To-School Photos In Newsfeed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An early-40s Peter Pan has been humbled today by a thick stream of back-to-
Labor Hires Bernard Tomic To Count The Millions Wasted On NBN
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the newly released ‘Cabinet Files’ – based on an astonishing collection of files found in an
Outback QLD Pub Proudly Shows Off Framed “7-In-A-Row” Origin Poster They Ordered Prematurely
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The publican of the Havastink Hotel in Barcaldine’s light industrial wetlands says there’s a
Man Who Isn’t Alan Jones Provides Opinion No One Cares About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A man who isn’t Alan Jones has today given his two cents, on behalf of