“Fucken Albo” Says Bloke Who Would’ve Already Died On An Iranian Battlefield If Dutton Had Won The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has only just gotten his licence back after being caught for high-range drink
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Rugby Fans In A State Of Shock And Confusion After Seeing Their Game Actually Being Promoted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fans of the game they purportedly play in heaven are currently in a state of disbelief,
Kinda Famous Ex-NRL Player Visits Town For 15 Minutes To Officially Open A New Bunnings Warehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opening of the new Betoota Heights Bunnings was met with great fanfare today, as former
Māori All-Stars To Replace New Zealand Nation Anthem With Live Rendition Of ‘Slice Of Heaven’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The NRL All-Stars round is set to dazzle audiences with First Nations flair before the whistle
Rumour Mill Goes Into Overdrive After Cameron Smith Spotted Browsing Boats At Gold Coast Marina
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! Rugby League’s favourite 20/21 off-season rumour could have some serious legs, it
Ash Barty Celebrates Yarra Valley Victory With Innagural ‘Coles Roast Chook Trophy’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some more good news for Australian tennis, local hope Ash Barty will go into our
Peter V’Landys Calls The Dragons: “Are You Blokes Really That Fucked This Year?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone
McGuire Acts Swiftly Following Racism Report And Hires Sam Newman As Head Of Racial Harmony
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie
Warnie Weighs Into Toastie Scandal: I Would Never Have Eaten A Meal On The Bench In My Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Australian legend Shane Warne has today had his say on the toasted sandwich saga. The
Leaked Photos Reveal Angus Crichton Has Been Working At JB Hi-Fi During The NRL Off-Season
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a relatively quiet off-season by NRL standards, social media has today been buzzing with new
Australia Rocked After Learning Collingwood Has A Problem With Systemic Racism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling today, after being informed that the Collingwood Football Club has a
Outspoken Black Male Version Of Margaret Court Somehow Not Considered For The OAM As Well
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Margaret Court has this week cemented her legacy as the only sportsperson in Australia who was
Report: Turns Out Tennis Players Are Sooks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian Open gets set to wow middle-class people for the 56th consecutive year, the