“Fucken Albo” Says Bloke Who Would’ve Already Died On An Iranian Battlefield If Dutton Had Won The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has only just gotten his licence back after being caught for high-range drink
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PM Shakes Hands With Entire Parramatta Side Without Realising He’s Not In Sharks Change Rooms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has embarrassed himself over the weekend with a catastrophic gaffe at the Parramatta Eels
Scotty’s Footy Photo Opp Backfires As He Gets Taken Off The Field For Head Injury Assessment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an attempt to get a good photo Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison attended an NRL
Fox Sports And Nine Quietly Get To Work Editing Out Certain Clips From Origin Highlights Reels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news, both Channel 9 and Fox Sports have told their archivers and video
Maroubra Houso Kid Who Gets Paid To Concuss Other Men Surprisingly Not That Politically Correct
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sports reporters and administrators are continuing to appease Twitter sentiment this week, as they stand by
Rugby League Player Disciplined For Providing Public With Insight Into What He Is Genuinely Thinking
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The pearl-clutching Australian media elite are today spin-drying their white linen as they prepare to once
Government’s Delayed Vaccine Roll-Out, Rape Scandals, Dodgy Grant Scandals To Vanish At 7PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mounting allegations of sexual assault levelled towards high ranking Federal government staffers and ministers is
Melbourne’s AAMI Park Unveils Bizarre Statue Of Sméagol From Lord Of The Rings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today demanding answers from the operators of Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct, after the
Cameron Smith Expects Nation To Honestly Believe He’s Not Gonna Pull A 2001 Alfie Langer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PULLIN AN ALFIE: Rugby league legend Cameron Smith has today announced his retirement the only job
NRL Distances Itself From Toxic Misogynistic Culture Of The Federal Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With footy season just one lousy, enormous week away, the NRL has decided to draw a
Report: Little Athletic’s Dad Had A Few Beers The Other Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the French Quarter, it can be revealed that a local father
Wests Tigers Offer Man Who Outsprinted Tommy Turbo In Grainy Footage An $800,000 Contract
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the NRL season rolls ever closer, the Wests Tigers have once again thrown a big-money
Victoria Take Break From Booing Aboriginal AFL Stars To Focus On Booing Public Health Efforts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians have once again proven to the world that they are the most culturally frustrated population