Local Woman Drops Husband Off At His Adult Daycare

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A local woman has today bought herself a good couple of hours at The Homemaker Alexandria after dropping her husband off at daycare.

The move comes after a solid week of Dale scrolling down a TikTok fishing hole, gearing up for that someday boys trip to the Snowies.

With a few cute little projects coming up, Georgie Wynstan (28) said she booked in the babysitting of her long term boyfriend at their local BCF to free herself up.

“Oh there’s absolutely nothing worse than him moping around behind me while I look for French provincial interiors for our one bedder,” laughed Georgie.

“His mates have all gone soft and pulled out of the trip because it’s too cold, so he’s just been sitting on the couch sulking about it. I couldn’t take it anymore.”

“So I dropped him off at BCF and he’ll entertain himself for a while. As you can see he also dressed up for the occasion… still in his fishing get up” she said about her better half whose dream weekend is standing in the icy waters of Mt Kosiousko National Park at 5am chasing some trout.

“I’ll see how much fun he’s having when my phone beeps with a bank transaction I reckon,” she laughed nervously, very unaware that her boyfriend Dale is about to get smooth talked into a new rod & reel combo (because you can never have enough).

Speaking to The Advocate in short distracted bursts from the lure aisle inside BCF, Dale said he doesn’t mind having a bit of personal time at all.

“Oh she called it adult daycare did she,” laughed Dale, studying a topwater lure.“Probably right,” he said, pausing the conversation to look for an adult fishing educator.

“Works for me though,” continued the man guilty of happily spending hours inside a BCF, looking as though he’d dressed up for show and tell.

“Also, did you see the fucking mad swimbait lures,” he laughed. “Bra, I need one of those.” 

“Take em down the Snowies or up to Lake Betoota through the winter. The fish don’t stop biting cause it’s winter baby.” 

Before the interview can go on, the reporter asks, “Dale, what is that you are wearing” 

“Oh, this?” Dale said, doing a slow spin whilst zipping himself up and into a tactical fisho suit. 

“It’s my new Fisho Onesie, it’s the ultimate winter staple”

“If the boys can't man up to face the weather, at least they can suit up for it.”

More to come.

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