Pauline To Turn Around Nose Diving Opinion Polls By Wearing A Burqa In Parliament For A 3rd Time?

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In case you were wondering it yourself, Pauline Hanson has indeed come off the boil.

And the most frustrating thing for her supporters is that that One Nation's plummeting opinion polls aren't the result of 'media manipulation' or a 'deep state attack'.

It seems that Pauline Hanson is the problem.

In the two weeks since Pauline Hanson's disastrous National Press Club address on June 17, the party has dropped 9% - signalling that One Nation has already reached it's high tide - with two full years until the next Federal Election.

It is now clear to the Australian public that the key to dismantling One Nation is to put Pauline Hanson in front of every news camera in the country and just allowing her to talk un-interrupted for two hours.

When you pair that with an embarrassing video that shows billionaire mining baron Gina Rinehart siccing Pauline Hanson to her lap like a pet labrador, it's clear that the rise of One Nation has suddenly turned into a free-fall.

And not even an army of one hundred thousand fake Indonesian Instagram accounts can turn it around, as the manufactured online praise for Pauline Hanson's politics is no longer landing like it used to.

Deep in the One Nation bunker today, the minor party's key figures are panicking. How do they reverse this decline in popularity.

"Maybe we should call for MORE immigrants" says the newly elected Farrer MP, David Farley.

"I've always said we need to campaign against 5G towers" says Malcolm Roberts.

"Everyone calm down. Gina is sending through some ideas" says Hanson's chief of staff and personal pilot, James Ashby.

"We should blow up an abortion clinic!" hiccups Barnaby Joyce.

"Let everyone know we are serious!"

Pauline sighs.

"No" she says, in her whimpering tone.

"I know what I'm doing. I've been doing it for thirty years"

"James, where is the burkha?"

"Third time's a charm"