NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Cowardly NSW-Born Maroons Fan Excited for First Ever Trip to Queensland
DARCY HENDERSSON | Sports | CONTACT Wollongong resident Hugh Cowan is absolutely brimming with excitement at the prospect of travelling to Brisbane
City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm’s HR department
Report: God That Was Good
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fuck that was good, wasn’t it? Better than good. Maybe even on the level of
Kevin Pietersen’s Commentary About What You’d Expect From A White Saffa-Pom With Tribal Sleeve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is once again being reminded about just how fucking painful the Poms
QLD Nervous For First Time Since Joey-Era After Rumours Of New Try Scoring Machine In Blues Squad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since Joey Johns was terrorising the border in the early 2000s, it
Pat Cummins Takes Team To Underground Cockfight In Peckham For A Pre-Ashes Bonding Session
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian Test captain Pat Cummins has taken his unconventional methods of leadership to new heights this
Slater And Smith Order Another Poolside Marg At Sheraton Grand Mirage As Freddy Begins Search For Players In NSW Cup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Another round of margaritas are being served up in a Gold Coast resort this
New South Wales Pearl-Clutchers Rattled By Some Textbook Gympie Rugby League
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The little pussies that make up the New South Wales rugby league establishment are today having
Rory Breaks Silence: “Damned Saudis Just Popped Up, Cut Me Down In My Prime”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The golf world has woken to shocking news this morning that the PGA, DP World Tour
‘What If We Did Toorak vs Portsea?” Says AFL Execs Trying To Replicate State of Origin Brilliance
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A white board is being rolled out at AFL headquarters this morning, as AFL
Sydney Bloke In Brissy Accepts He Doesn’t ‘Get Origin’ After Workmate Turns Up Looking Like This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Sydney bloke who previously dismissed the entire concept of ‘The Queensland Spirit’ has today had
Sydney Bloke Finds Himself Starting To ‘Get’ Origin After Moving To Northern NSW
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The unthinkable has happened in Northern NSW today as a former Sydneysider has somehow rewired his