Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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Local Dad Tells Everyone To Shut Up So He Can Hear What Thorpie Reckons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the awful time zone difference, it seems nothing could stop the Olympic Spirit from infecting
Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest
AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning. Following the
Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle,
NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year’s TV audience
After A Moment Of Self-Reflection, Local Queenslander Says We’ve Got Them Right Where We Want Them For 2025
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time
Fuck This Is Some Sexy Footy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.
Report: We All Know What’s Playing Through Those Headphones
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland executioner Dane Gagai will tonight play his 23rd match for the Maroons. The Maroons are
Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that
Queenslander Finally Moves On From Trump Shooting, Now Focusing On The Next Public Execution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like everyone else in the free world, local Queenslander Milton Castlemaine (59), has been glued to
Football Considers Delaying A Return To Rainy Miserable Island And Heading To Majorca Instead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The international sport of football has today confirmed to The Advocate where it would like to
Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in