"Wow, Glad We Don't Have A Working Opposition Lol" Says Government After A Week Of Absolute Clangers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and his cabinet of oddities are resting easy this week after
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Argentinian Healthcare Service Politely Reject Maradona’s Application To Become An Organ Donor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Argentinian Healthcare Service has politely rejected an offer from the nations demigod, Diego Armando Maradona,
Lucy Zelic Faces Further Criticism For ‘Smug’ Pronunciation Of Harry Kane
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The trolls just won’t leave Lucy Zelic alone. The host of SBS’ coverage of the
Netflix Release New True-Crime Doco Investigating Disappearance Of Australian Cricket Team
KENT REGINALD | Sports Psychology |Contact Netflix have today announced the release of a brand new True-Crime documentary miniseries, dedicated
Filipinos Still A Bit Dirty About Jeff Horn Apparently
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Boomers basketball team changed hotels after an explosive all-in brawl against the Philippines
Cleveland’s Local Economy Now Solely Dependent On Drew Carey Show Reruns
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ohio’s second-largest city has been left reeling by the news today that
Nation Stops Caring About Soccer
Australia is out of the FIFA World Cup after a dispiriting 2-0 loss to already-eliminated Peru to finish
Tim Cahill Has To Play Tonight Says Man Who Still Thinks Guus Hiddink Is Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local sports fan has informed colleagues today that the Socceroos can win this game tonight,
Queensland Ex-Pat Greeted At Work By Colleague Choking Himself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is the right of every person to follow their dreams – no matter where
Blues Fans In Sydney Celebrate Origin Win Over Schooners of Hot Chocolate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Celebrations are breaking out across the premier state as New South Wales claims its second State
Origin Players Prepare To Remember What They’ve Talked About, Dig Deep, Back Themselves
The teams for State of Origin Game 2 have been confirmed an hour before kick-off, with no changes for
Blues Fan Starts Firing Off Emails Notifying Colleagues That He’s Feeling A Bit Crook
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Blues fan and corporate slave Murray Anderson (31) has already begun emailing colleagues to inform them
AFL Audiences Wonder Why Cameron Ling Is Yelling At Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation’s AFL fans have today submitted an official inquiry to Channel 7, demanding to