Local Man Discovers Cure To Adult ADHD: Ten Years Of Playing Club Footy While Mercilessly Hungover
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local carpenter, Joey Bluntstock (28) is what many doctors and fed-up ex-girlfriends would describe
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Parramatta Eels Lose Bye Match
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In what commentators are already calling “Australian sports even-more-darkest day” Nation Rugby League team
Local Greek Drowns Out All The World Cup Hype With Four Hours On The Hose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Spero Bartzis, a 62-year-old from Brisbane’s West End, has spent the last 3
Princess Mary Says The Real Victory Tonight Is The SBS’s Historic Defeat Of Optus
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact Princess Mary Of Denmark has told The Advocate that reporters from both Denmark and here in
Optus Also Forced To Share The Broadcast Rights For Late-Night Erotic Scandinavian Films
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An embattled Optus have had to concede defeat for a second time today, after they allowed
Man Who Hasn’t Watched Soccer In 4 Years Unimpressed By Tunisian Right Back’s Performance Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota man who hasn’t watched a game of soccer in 4 years was
Italian Mate Says The Standard Of Soccer In 2018 World Cup Has Been Pretty Shit So Far
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent Italian-Australian from West Betoota has today declared that he hasn’t really been
European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s first dance in the 2018 FIFA World Cup has seen us controversially go down
Sandpapergate: Cricket Australia Slams English Cricket Fans For Engaging In Hilarious Banter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket Australia has lashed out at some English cricket fans who thought it was
Mate Who Claims To Be Really Into Soccer Happy To Field Any Questions About World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2018 FIFA World Cup gets underway this week and the nation’s soccer guys are
Blues Fans Celebrate Win By Staying Out Until 10pm In The Pissing Rain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Residents of city of Sydney rejoiced last night after NSW’s win over Queensland, briefly letting
Cameron Smith Offers To Come Out Of Retirement To Referee Game II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In sensational Rugby League news, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that Cameron Smith has offered to
Ray Warren Elegantly Dances Through Pronunciation Of Trbojevic
As Queensland looks to be wheeling New South Wales to a humble loss, it appears commentators are once again not