Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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Simmons Split From Kardashian Clan Best News For Boomers Since Franking Credits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In the most exciting news for the Boomers since franking credits were created, Australian basketball superstar
Cronk Retires To Focus On His Half-Finished Romance Novel Set In Renaissance Italy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the greatest to ever play the game of Rugby League has today called it
Tim Tszyu Tipped To Break His Old Man Kostya’s Record With A One Metre Long Rat’s Tail
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last time Australian boxing died, and that weird couple of years after Jeff Fenech hung
Devout Christians In The All Blacks Somehow Able To Adhere To Faith Without Being Fuckwits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The critically endangered Australian footballing code of rugby union is once again looking to the world
NRL Confirms Plans To Make Magic Round Even More Reckless Next Year By Hosting It On The Goldie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has confirmed this afternoon that the organisation plans to make it’s
NRL Player Goes Back To Brisbane Hotel Room And Puts On A Movie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In an incredible breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Betoota Advocate can officially
Brisbane’s Cocaine Dealers Put On Hundreds Of Extra Staff For Magic Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The River City’s Cocaine Industry isn’t currently being run off it’s feet today.
Report: Not A Good Weekend To Be Rocking A Sleeve Tattoo In The Valley
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It’s just been officially confirmed today that it is a very bad weekend to have
Brisbane Begins Frantically Sandbagging Nightlife Precincts As NRL Magic Round Gets Underway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brown Snake has already copped it ahead of another NRL Magic Round this weekend. With
#PrayForBrisbane Hashtag Goes Viral As 300 Rugby League Players Descend On The Brown Snake
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The latest viral # on social media is running it’s course today, as the nation begins
“Please” Says Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire State Of Queensland has today begged Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith pull the jersey
NRL Integrity Unit Set Up Complaints Tent In Fortitude Valley Ahead Of Brisbane’s Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rest of nation is beginning to question what the fuck Brisbane was thinking by once