Unemployed Boyfriend Did The Dumbest Shit Ever While You Were At Work And Thinks It's Quite Productive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A charming yet ultimately useless boyfriend has today nonchalantly responded to questions about what the fuck
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Rabbitohs Players Confused After Darius Boyd Turns Up At Training Unannounced
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Darius Boyd has caused even more confusion at the South Sydney Rabbitohs organisation today. After the
‘This Is Sad’ Says Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The country has let out a collective sigh of exasperation this evening, as it prepares for
Michael Clarke Demonstrates That He Means Business And Asks Hairdresser To Frost The Tips
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Michael Clarke-Gerard Whateley feud has escalated this afternoon, with the former Australian Captain firing off
Rugby Australia Hunting Coach Who’ll Fix Every Systemic Problem Within Their Organisation – In 11 Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s peak rugby union body has announced this morning that they’re on the
Scott Morrison Attempts To Patch Things Up With Julia Banks With A Thoughtful Gift
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today done his part to make sure there is no bad
Hooper Wondering If He Should Tell Cheika That He Caught Pocock Reading After Lights Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian rugby captain Michael ‘Micky The Bull’ Hooper is today grappling with the toughest decision of
Sydney Dust Storm Caused By Parramatta Eels Opening Trophy Cabinet To Remove Portrait Of Hayne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels are facing the wrath of Sydneysiders today after being revealed as the cause
NRL Fan To Focus On Other Conspiracy Theories During Off-Season
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact National Rugby League follower and lifelong Canberra Raiders supporter Justin Gillespie (28) stated he will be
Trade Talk: Jarryd Hayne To Announce New Twenty Year Contract With Silverwater
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Notorious code-hopping and nation-hopping Australian athlete Jarryd Hayne has today announced his newest career move. It’
Pro Footy Player Heroically Cuts Bali Trip Short To Join Pre Season Training A Week Early
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An ‘older’ elite athlete has been heaped with praise today, after deciding to return to pre-season
Usually Apathetic Pop Pipes Up After Hearing Cricketer Has Been Playing Silly Buggers Again
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After hearing the news on an iPad he for some reason owns, usually apathetic grandpa John
Usain Bolt Discreetly Leaves Central Coast After A Scrap With Some Bikies At The Sunken Monkey
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Central Coast, it can be officially confirmed that the