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Gus Gould Begs The Football Gods To Smile Favourably Upon His Panthers Tonight

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Penrith Panthers and NRL icon Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has confirmed that he’s sent some requests

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‘Ah It All Makes Sense’ Says Long Suffering Wallabies Fan After Match Fixing Allegations

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the few remaining Wallabies fan’s in the country has explained to The Advocate

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3rd Grade Veteran Basically Just Asking Physio To Mummify Him Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leading economic drain on the Betoota Mutts has confirmed this week that he is now

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AFL Offices In Melbourne Breaks The Official World Record For Largest Ever Rug

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several officials from the Guinness World Records have arrived in Melbourne today to inspect what many

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Penrith Panthers Release Official Statement Regarding Tyrone May: “For Fuck’s Sake”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Walkley-award-winning rugby league oracle Danny Weidler has today announced he’s actually starting to

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“Fuck It, Everyone Put On Your Boots. Round One Starts This Weekend.”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL continues to descended into pure and utter chaos, CEO Todd Greenberg has made

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Gus Asks Todd Greenberg To Show Him How To Delete These Videos From The Internet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has asked the CEO of the NRL for a bit of a hand

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Turnbull Sends Thank You Card To The Roosters For Helping Him Refine His Hospital Pass Skills

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After successfully evading the wrath of two Royal Commissions, the mass resignations of female Liberal MPs

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AFLX To Introduce Tables, Ladders, Chairs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The constantly roasted AFLX competition, which takes place tonight in the Victorian capital, has today announced

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Parramatta Fans Relishing Team’s Recent Mid Table Form

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As another weekend ticks over, long-suffering Parramatta Eels fans have something to celebrate this Monday.

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Addidas Develop New NRL Style Footy Boot Featuring Ankle Bracelet Compatibility

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Moving with the times, popular sports brand Adidas have today announced the release of a new

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News Corp Editor Sacked After Soccer Somehow Finds It’s Way Onto Back Page

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A Sports Editor at one of Murdoch’s esteemed Australian publication’s has been told to