Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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Albanese Tells Italian PM She Hasn’t Had Gelato Until She’s Been To Bar Italia In Leichhardt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a huge few days of international diplomacy for Anthony Albanese. And, somehow, he’
Australia Wows COP27 Summit With Bespoke Byron Bay Clean Coal And King Island Renewable Gas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another international climate conference rolling around, the nation of Australia has once again taken the
Mandatory Military Service Once Again Gets Brought Up By Old Cunts Who Are In The Clear
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that some people will talk about any old shit to pass the time, the idea
Advice Column | How The Budget Fixes Everything For Homeless People Living On The Street
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT I’m not really into politics. But it’s no secret that the government
“What Can We Sell” Asks Jim Chalmers, Channeling His Inner Paul Keating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Treasurer is deep in thought this morning, after a hectic 24 hours of
Liberals Criticise Government For Not Including Even A Few Billion For Pointless Carparks In Budget
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s Shadow Treasurer has today let the country know that he is NOT a
Treasurer To Spend Entire Budget Speech Explaining How His Party Weren’t In Power For Last Decade
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s treasurer has today offered The Betoota Advocate some exclusive insight into what he
Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After the party faced backlash over revelations that their deputy leader previously dated someone who willingly
Adam Bandt Defends Senator Lidia Thorpe: “Some Bikies Can Be Really Hot”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will only increase her vote with rednecks and union heavies, Greens senator Lidia
Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan
Katter: A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A Gen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is