Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Man Faces Age Old Problem Of Getting Useless Adult Son Off His Couch And Out Of His House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s the 28th of December and Betoota Heights sexagenarian Harry Acolon is wondering
“This Year Is Going To Be Different” Says Idiot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Dan Spencer has kicked off 2025 with a bold claim from the
Group Chat Popping Off As Reformed Bender King Announces He’s Coming Out Of Retirement For NYE
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what might be the only good news of the year, it can now be confirmed
Handsome Waiter Lets Out A Big Sigh After Spotting Table Of Tipsy 50 Year Olds Wearing Camilla Kaftans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter waiter has been forced to mentally prepare himself this weekend, after spotting a
Mate Who Never Wants To Hang Out Offers Last Minute Invite Like They’re Fred Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s notoriously hard to pin down for a hang has generously offered one
Pistachio Gelato Girlie Somehow Finds True Love With Triple Choc Cookie Dough Mouth-Breather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another example of the ‘rock and the star’ – a local woman has found love
Local Woman Tries To Explain To Boyfriend That It’s Not Enough To Cuddle Him She Needs To Wear Him Like A Skin Suit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman cuddling up with her boyfriend has had a strong urge to crawl inside him,
Local Woman Yet Again Opts For Half An Hour Extra Sleep Instead Of Looking Nice For Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who loves her doona a little bit too much has ended up rocking to
Share House That Had 3 Aircons Pumping All Summer Discuss Why The Electricity Bill Is So High
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local victorian terrace share house has been left perplexed as to how their electricity bill
Fridge In Real Estate Agency Has Lunches Labelled With Pics Of Everyone’s Faces
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact In an unsurprising update in the ‘lives’ of real estate agents, it has been revealed that
Worst Guy You Know Even Worse After Discovering He Has An Instagram Account For His Car
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Jay Silva (24) has officially solidified his status as the worst guy you
Slow News Day A Welcome God Damn Relief
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact In a whelming turn of events, today has been a slow news day, a concept that