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CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a rare moment of uncertainty, Betoota Green’s member Anna Cookson isn’t too sure
Degenerate Pisshead Searching For New Share House Suddenly Rebrands As Someone Who ‘Likes Quiet Nights At Home’
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Woman Now Unable To Do Anything On Her Phone After Mistakenly Moving A Single App
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a disastrous move for own personal efficiency, Betoota woman Geraldine Mason (33) has accidentally moved
Count Orlok Or Fitzroy Fuckboi? This Woman Just Found A Tall Moustached Bloke Who’s Obsessed With His Ex!
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Dad Set To Receive 2025’s ‘Good Going-Out Shirt’ This Christmas
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Sydney Local Officially Old After Being Satisfied With The 9pm Fireworks
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Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after
Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left
Lack Of Great-Grandkids Means Extended Family Christmas Will Be Another Almighty Piss Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local extended family whose youngest member is 23 years old is preparing for yet another
Snobby Neighbours Ski Trip To Japan Means Their Luxury In-Ground Totally Up For Grabs
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Local Bloke Sets World Record For “Fastest Present Unwrapping To Marketplace Listing”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the front living room of a Betoota Heights McMansion, a
Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the