Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after
Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left
Lack Of Great-Grandkids Means Extended Family Christmas Will Be Another Almighty Piss Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local extended family whose youngest member is 23 years old is preparing for yet another
Snobby Neighbours Ski Trip To Japan Means Their Luxury In-Ground Totally Up For Grabs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news that’s sure to put a smile on the face of
Local Bloke Sets World Record For “Fastest Present Unwrapping To Marketplace Listing”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the front living room of a Betoota Heights McMansion, a
Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the
Local Woman Makes Peace With Reckless Decisions By Saying “It’s Christmas”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has decided to book herself in for an old-fashioned silly
Sky News Dad Doesn’t Find His Christmas Present Very Amusing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dad who reckons leftie cucks can’t take a joke these days apparently can’t
Crystal Girl Driving To Nimbin Slightly Let Down By The Realities Of A Neglected Rural Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An excited school leaver on her first trip to Nimbin, India Mercer (18), has been been
Local Assyrian-Australian Man Prepares For Another Few Years Of Correcting People At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Assyrian-Australian office worker Mikhael Bacchus (32) is once again bracing for years of correcting
Sydney Man Could’ve Sworn Luna Park Had Been Sold Off To Casino Giant Years Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sydney man has been left slightly disturbed by the news that Luna park was recently
Report: 90% of Gen Z Would Crumble Under Pressure of Navigating Mum With A Street Directory
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent study has revealed that most people born after 2002 would absolutely crumble under the