Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Dad Set To Receive 2025’s ‘Good Going-Out Shirt’ This Christmas
CLIFFORED GUNCOTTON | Musings | CONTACT LOOKS NICE, DOESN’T IT!? In 2024’s most predictable news, Local Betoota Heights father Gary
Sydney Local Officially Old After Being Satisfied With The 9pm Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what experts are calling a definitive sign of aging, 29 year old Sydney girl Grace
Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after
Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left a broken
Lack Of Great-Grandkids Means Extended Family Christmas Will Be Another Almighty Piss Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local extended family whose youngest member is 23 years old is preparing for yet another
Snobby Neighbours Ski Trip To Japan Means Their Luxury In-Ground Totally Up For Grabs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news that’s sure to put a smile on the face of
Local Bloke Sets World Record For “Fastest Present Unwrapping To Marketplace Listing”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the front living room of a Betoota Heights McMansion, a
Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the
Local Woman Makes Peace With Reckless Decisions By Saying “It’s Christmas”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has decided to book herself in for an old-fashioned silly season
Sky News Dad Doesn’t Find His Christmas Present Very Amusing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dad who reckons leftie cucks can’t take a joke these days apparently can’t
Crystal Girl Driving To Nimbin Slightly Let Down By The Realities Of A Neglected Rural Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An excited school leaver on her first trip to Nimbin, India Mercer (18), has been been
Local Assyrian-Australian Man Prepares For Another Few Years Of Correcting People At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Assyrian-Australian office worker Mikhael Bacchus (32) is once again bracing for years of correcting people