Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Needlessly Competitive Colleague Ends Water Vessel Dick Measuring Contest With 44-Gallon Drum Drink Bottle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A quiet Friday morning at the Betoota Heights Business Park was shattered today when a 34-year-old
Local Girl Sharpens The Claws Ahead Of Highly Anticipated Warehouse Sale
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I HAD IT FIRST: Local fashion fiend Maddie Clarke, 26, has reportedly entered full combat
“Probably Off To Pizza Hut For Lunch” Dad Says Of Speeding Fire Engine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has turned to his school-age son and sneered this afternoon after watching a
Old Poor Person Thrilled To Discover Boyish Surgical Resident Will Be Learning How To Operate On People On Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A patient at Royal Betoota Base Hospital has embraced the uniquely regional experience of entrusting his
Bachelor With Bed Tucked Into The Corner Of Bedroom Obviously Doesn’t Get Any
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bachelor today stands accused of not having much luck in the love department, after
“Who The Fuck Are All These People” Wonders Man Walking Past Packed Restaurants On A Rainy Wednesday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As rain drizzled down onto the cobblestone streets of Betoota’s fabled French Quarter, city worker
“Nah It’s Not Heavy, I Just Need To Get A Better Grip’’ Says Bloke Very Clearly Struggling To Pick Up Furniture
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke picking up a couch has had to assure the owner that he has no
Liberal Party Now Panicking That The Acronym For Dutton’s New Slogan Makes Them Look Gay
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Peter Dutton unveils the new campaign slogan, ‘Let’s Get Australia Back On Track’ or
Ex-Horse Girl Greens Voter Really Torn Up About Those Wild Brumbies Causing Environmental Damage In The High Country
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a rare moment of uncertainty, Betoota Green’s member Anna Cookson isn’t too sure
Degenerate Pisshead Searching For New Share House Suddenly Rebrands As Someone Who ‘Likes Quiet Nights At Home’
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact Betoota grog-monster, mad-dog, mad-rooter and all-round mad-man Trent Huntly has recently found himself without a home,
Woman Now Unable To Do Anything On Her Phone After Mistakenly Moving A Single App
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a disastrous move for own personal efficiency, Betoota woman Geraldine Mason (33) has accidentally moved
Count Orlok Or Fitzroy Fuckboi? This Woman Just Found A Tall Moustached Bloke Who’s Obsessed With His Ex!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who just finished watching Nosferatu has come to the realisation that she