Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Canberra Public Servant Ready To Brave Some Mild Winds In His $900 Cun’teryx Jacket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Canberra-based public servant has been waiting and waiting for some seasonable winds this week to
Local Woman Finally Understands Why Getting Up Early To Exercise Feels Good, Glad She Tried It Once
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who usually hits the gym after work has finally managed to get her arse
“It’s Fine When Kamala Does It” Says Angry Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An angry car has defended Elon Musk’s ‘evocative hand gesture’ today, which strangely isn’t
Local Coach Driver Sighs After Getting Rostered On To Drive Bus Full Of Cunce This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local coach company has done one of their longest serving and widely respected drivers dirty
Caravaner Thankful For Helpful Sign Telling Them To Speed Up In 2KM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man with a brain that’s blowing more blue smoke than a third-hand whipper snipper
Father Grapples With Grim Reality As Last Remaining Nappy Is a Woefully Undersized Swim Diaper
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a drawer full of nappies, as far as local father Tom Hernandez could remember,
Restaurant That Allows You To Order Without Any Human Interaction Would Like You To Tip Please
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A restaurant in Betoota Heights has come under fire for putting in an automatic tip option
“The Elon Salute Was Taken Out Of Context” Claims Plump Young Man In A Pastel Polo Shirt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man has this morning put the dog up some of his dirty lefties
Older Cousin Unaware Of How Much Of An Impact His Wild Bush Yarns Are Having On Younger Generation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 34-year-old local grazier is headed to the Sunshine Coast this week for the annual stripey
Report: Listening To The John Wick Soundtrack Found To Be The Best Way To Do A Workout
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some rather banal news, it can be confirmed that working out while listening to the
“Perfect Guinness Weather” Claims Man In Relation To Sub 35-Degree Friday Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An Old City District office man has today summoned some of his nearest and dearest to
Woman Attending Rave For The First Time Blown Away By How Friendly Everyone Is!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is today singing praises about rave culture, having recently attended her first ever