Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Tragic Scenes As Gay Man Loses Another Girl Bestie To A Mouth Breathing Straight Man
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Poor local gay man Terrance Le (27) is today mourning the loss of his girl bestie
‘Women Only Swipe The Top 10% Of Men’ Says Bloke Whose Married Mates Are Definitely Not Top 10%
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who reckons that 80% women on dating apps only swipe right on the ‘top
Woman Who Can’t Be Left Alone With Thoughts For A Single Second Pops In Headphones For Two Minute Walk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who struggles with constant critical thinking has decided the best way to get
Conservatives Suddenly Concerned About Investor Using Negative Gearing On New Property
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sections of our nation’s media are raising the alarm this morning as Prime Minister Anthony
Oh No Wouldn’t It Be Bad If We Put Massive Tariffs On America’s Biggest Import To Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation is bracing itself for a possible worst case scenerio this month as US President
Local Woman Successfully Slides Back Into Ex’s Dms By Bringing Up How Unfair All This Luka Trade Stuff Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has today successfully wrangled her way back into her ex’s life,
Queensland Girlie Becomes A Woman By Requesting A Couple Ice Cubes In Her Chardy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland girl has officially become a woman this weekend, having decided to water down a
Local Middle-Aged Woman An Absolute Menace On Duolingo
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights woman Fiona Hanson (59) is an absolute menace on Duolingo, reportedly reaching a
Hilton Valet Gets To Take A LandCruiser For A Spin After Luke Combs Lands In Australia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A metropolitan man is discovering the glorious grunt of a farm workhorse this week
Breaking: Random Plus One At Party Decides It’s Time To Get Incredibly Pissed
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT Local underachiever Chris Crossley (20) has decided it’s time to get completely wankered at
Homeless Man’s Dog Looks At Rich Couple’s Status Driven Toy Dog With Pity And Sorrow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local homeless guy’s dog let out a visible tear after seeing a status-driven toy
Girl Who Pays $500 A Year In Private Health Extras Thrilled Get $15 Back A Year On Reiki Therapy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As Alice Frank-Bupa stares blankly at a bloated invoice from her physio, she’s