Softcock English Mate Finally Gets A Semi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After half a century of cruel and tortuous World Cup collapses, the Poms are finally feeling
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Local FM Radio Station Apologises For Unprecedented 20-Min Gap Between Ed Sheeran Songs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A top-rating Betoota FM radio station has been forced to apologise after failing
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations
Bloke With Large Melon Not Allowed To Try On Mate’s Sunnies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke is very well aware that he has a melon much bigger than most
New Study Confirms: Enjoying A Dart In The Pool Is The Height Of Luxury
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body revealed the findings of a new study this afternoon
Old Codger At The Pub Wants To Know Who Opened Up A Can Of Good Sorts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An old codger has made it clear that he is surprised by the amount of good
First-year politics student becomes expert in French politics overnight
24 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 19-year-old politics student at South Betoota
Man’s faith in world tested as Gogglebox wins Best Factual Programme Logie
24 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large| Contact A South Betoota shopkeeper had his faith in humanity
Student says she’d shave her head for wine money before doing it for charity
23 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A struggling South Betootan TAFE student has revealed to
Local Dad ‘shocked’ and ‘appalled’ by what son wore to festival
22 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attending the GumNutterz Festival out on the Betoota city
Man Accused Of Taking The Piss Found To Have Over 300 Bottles Of Piss In Bedroom
ERROLL PARKER| Editor-at-large | Contact A serial piss taker has faced Betoota Local Court this afternoon after police discovered
High School Acquaintance At Hometown Pub Drops His Fourth ‘So How Ya Been, Mate?’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Punctuating each sentence with the ‘Oi, but seriously,’ prefix, a local Dorper stud manager
Moree man performs ancient courtship display of spitting rum on potential mate
19 April, 2017. 17:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact You’d be mistaken for thinking ‘Moree Man’ was