Softcock English Mate Finally Gets A Semi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After half a century of cruel and tortuous World Cup collapses, the Poms are finally feeling
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Local father ring barks the family avocado tree to spite his stay-at-home son
19 May, 2017. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A grown man living at home with his parents
“I don’t regret it”: Local man lies and says he doesn’t regret getting spacers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Swanning around the sales department of The Advocate in his $99 off-the-rack
Peckish Former Front Rower Does Waiter A Solid By Polishing Off The Last Hors d’oeuvres On The Platter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he’s not usually known around town for his cheeky penchant for a
Bloke Living With Parents Cautiously Divides Attention Between Laptop And Bedroom Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local idiot who has found himself back at his parent’s house has rediscovered the
Apprentice Builder Sent Home For Hooking Into Quiche At Smoko
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early
Man Tries But Fails To Have A Bad Time At The Zoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A year-long study conducted by The Royal Zoological Society of Betoota has concluded
“I drink Tooheys Extra Dry because I enjoy disrespecting myself and bringing great shame upon my entire family”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate spoke to the last Tooheys Extra Dry drinker in town this morning
High-Pitch Giggles Coming From Footy Shed Suggests Islander Players Are Dancing Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coaches and other spectators are puzzled by what could have triggered the high-pitched giggling fit
Student Hopes His Presence At Christmas Lunch Will Count As A Present
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The youngest-of-four, Morgan Stapleman says he’s long been the source of
Local high schooler tentatively googles Pink Floyd tour dates after buying shirt
12 May, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mesmerised by the iconic Storm Thorguson-designed prism and
Local Coward Takes A Slash In Cubicle Even Though There’s Space At The Trough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Timid local man, Dave Edmund’s insecurities were on show for all yesterday afternoon, when he
Opposing Fourth Grade Teams Agree Not To Tackle Anybody On The Cricket Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Dolphins fourth-grade side are scheduled to play the Adavale Pigeons tomorrow