Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Hungover Bloke At Cafe Having Very Loud Phone Conversation About How Mad Last Night Was
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A noticeably hungover, and possibly still drunk, man is currently informing an entire cafe about how
CSIRO launches study into why men spit in the urinal
25 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Men are often criticized for not being able to do two
Remote Murri Kid Not Good Enough At Footy To Go To Secondary School
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite his love of learning, local Murri kid, Jason Ridley (7) has today come to terms
Young Sikh Man Looking Forward To Another Year Of Being Racially Profiled At Airports And Other Public Buildings
23 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite putting a Union Jack filter over his Facebook display picture,
Rural Bachelor Throws On The Seductive Ankle-Flappers For A Night Out In The Big Smoke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ruining yet another pair of stonewash boot cut jeans, a quiet but equally endearing Eromanga man
Dual citizen throws UK passport in the bin after Brexit looks like it’ll actually happen
22 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dual citizen threw his British passport in the rubbish
Local Italian Asks Real Estate Agent If He’ll Take Cash And Leave The ATO Out Of It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 65 year old Italian immigrant Chris Marchese was left seething at the local real estate agent
Local bloke under fire for bringing a longneck of red wine to Sunday BBQ
20 March, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moving to the harsh Queensland interior just last year, a local
Report: Housemate Won’t Notice Missing Pizza If You Rearrange Other Slices
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the last of the Wednesday night pinot gris dripped from her pores, an East Betoota
Bloke’s life unravels after being caught with pants around ankles at the urinal
16 March, 2017. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local alpaca farmer has confided in The Advocate this morning,
Sensible, smart and confident woman often told she must be fun at parties
15 March, 2017. 16:23 INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a resident student
Oakleigh Almost Confused For Athens After Papou Installs Decorative Fibreglass Balustrades
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After thirty years of renovating, local papou, Conrad Gerbouris (72) is finally content with his front