Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Apprentice Builder Sent Home For Hooking Into Quiche At Smoko
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local master builder has sent his 17-year-old apprentice home early today after watching him
Man Tries But Fails To Have A Bad Time At The Zoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A year-long study conducted by The Royal Zoological Society of Betoota has concluded that it’s
“I drink Tooheys Extra Dry because I enjoy disrespecting myself and bringing great shame upon my entire family”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate spoke to the last Tooheys Extra Dry drinker in town this morning to ask
High-Pitch Giggles Coming From Footy Shed Suggests Islander Players Are Dancing Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coaches and other spectators are puzzled by what could have triggered the high-pitched giggling fit currently
Student Hopes His Presence At Christmas Lunch Will Count As A Present
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The youngest-of-four, Morgan Stapleman says he’s long been the source of ridicule from his older
Local high schooler tentatively googles Pink Floyd tour dates after buying shirt
12 May, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mesmerised by the iconic Storm Thorguson-designed prism and refracting light motif
Local Coward Takes A Slash In Cubicle Even Though There’s Space At The Trough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Timid local man, Dave Edmund’s insecurities were on show for all yesterday afternoon, when he
Opposing Fourth Grade Teams Agree Not To Tackle Anybody On The Cricket Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Dolphins fourth-grade side are scheduled to play the Adavale Pigeons tomorrow morning on Leonard
Local PR account coordinator literally can’t even after landing dream client
11 May, 2017. 14:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Michelle Watson has been trying to crack the Rekorderlig account for
Nerdy Local Dad Series Links The Fuck Out Of Doctor Who
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Rod Murphy has either lost all self-respect, or he thinks that the rest of
Local Man Opens Can Of Beer With His Head
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local ringer has impressed hundreds of racegoers at the annual Quilpie Digger’s Cup by
Substitute Praised For Successfully Pronouncing Ethnic Last Name With More Than 2 Syllables
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent substitute teacher, Andrew Smith (23) has today blown away his temporary Grade 7 class at