Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Local Man Exaggerates How Good The Weather Is In Thinly-Veiled Effort To Get Pissed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Palmer Grafton has spent the last couple hours making calculated comments about how nice
Broke local farmer prays for rain in his year-old John Deere header
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A south-west Betoota farmer thought the biggest hurdle he’d have to jump
Local salesman wonders if boss will ever be satisfied with how much he’s sold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sales executive from a niche East Betoota tech start-up broke down late
Local Apprentice Bolts Toolbox To Centre Of His Already Impractical Flat Tray Ute
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local apprentice, Hamish Hickey, has today shocked his entire worksite by debuting a customised toolbox in
Man who spends most nights at home alone listening to shoegaze in the dark welcomes Kim Jong-un’s impending nuclear apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A North Betoota NEET [Not in Education, Employment, or Training] has taken the time
REPORT: 9 in 10 MagicBullets™ are sold between 2am and 4am to half-pissed men
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A groundbreaking report into the television shopping industry has uncovered some shocking and disturbing
Friends travel to Europe to find Australian-themed bar to watch football in and drink XXXX
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of friends from the North Betoota Cricket Club have gone on tour
Old Sleaze At Cafe Doesn’t Need Sugar In His Coffee Because He’s Sweet Enough Thanks Love
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A seedy old bloke who thinks people see more humour than sleaze in his one-liners
Local PE Teacher Concerned His Students Aren’t Putting 110% Into Beep Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All that Robert Illes wants from his students is their personal best – that’s
Teenage Murri Girl Debuts The Treasured Red, Black And Yellow High-Tops At Local NAIDOC Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular local Murri girl has today gone all out for the town’s National Aboriginal
Man becomes boxing expert over the course of the afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A polite young man has been drifting through the Betoota Hotel this afternoon telling
Halfback Criticised For Wearing Boardies In Shower And Not Letting The Boys See His Cock
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Steve Samson hasn’t heard the end of it this week. The university student who plays