Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Terribly-Wrapped Present Obviously From Fuck-Up Of A Brother
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When John Wilmott was 14, his older brother Mark was sent home from school for the
Student Household Unveils Pathetic Christmas Tree
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though money is tight and festive cheer is at an all-time low, a troupe of local
Red P-Plates On VW Golf A Fairly Good Indication Dad’s Making Bank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A link between the Volkswagen Golf and young women from affluent households has been discovered in
Resident Cockroach Appalled By The Living Conditions In Local Share House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “These people are animals,” he said. “I can’t it any longer, I’m moving out.
Geologists Confirm Landmass Unable To Look After Local Girl’s Best Friend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Looking through the filthy plate glass windows of the Pisse Dans Ma Poche Cafe on
Spraying Deodorant Over Naked Flame Still Cool According To Local Hellraiser
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A 16-year-old Betoota Grove boy woke this morning with a sense of immense pride. Last
Morbidly-Hungover Account Executive Rifles Through Office First Aid Kit Looking For Panadol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A client’s Christmas Party last night and a vomit on the bus this morning, Jenny
Wearing A Trench Coat In Summer The Least Weird Thing About Local Lone Wolf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “He sometimes even wears gloves,” said one classmate. “I’ve seen him with a scarf wrapped
Community-Minded McDonalds Worker Always Rounds Up When Counting McNuggets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular part-time crew trainer at the Daroo Street McDonald’s Family Restaurant has revealed to
Ageing Laptop Mercifully Euthanised For The Third Time Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Affectionately known as ‘Tracey the Toshiba’ by those close to her, a local laptop has been
Customer Wondering If She’s Just Supposed To Ignore That Nude Calendar On Her Mechanic’s Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s certainly not what you expect to see at 10 in the morning on a
Country Butcher Ramps Christmas Advertisements With Pinch Of Parsley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A country butcher has today revealed his success in the meatslinging game comes from the random